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Today, I was texting the guy I like. He's really smart, funny, athletic, and cute. This all changed when he told me he was jacking off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24355) - you deserved it (8001)

On 01/30/2012 at 9:50pm - intimacy - by idrathernotgiveoutmyname (woman) - Canada

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So he was suddenly dumb, humourless, overweight, and ugly?

#3 - On 01/31/2012 at 2:12am by syki

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What a jerk off

#2 - On 01/31/2012 at 2:12am by zoPwNAgEzo

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