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Today, I've found out that since beginning my new heavy workout regime, my testosterone levels have gone through the roof, making me constantly horny. My girlfriend lives on another continent. The reason I'm working out so hard? To impress her when I see her next. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25007) - you deserved it (4455)

On 01/17/2012 at 6:12pm - intimacy - by Dooh (man) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)

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Well I hope you stay loyal

#2 - On 01/18/2012 at 2:44am by AmyPacheco

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Ohhhh Shes in for a nice visit ;)

#4 - On 01/18/2012 at 2:47am by UsEumYong

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