By Dooh - 17/01/2012 23:12 - United Kingdom

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Today, I've found out that since beginning my new heavy workout regime, my testosterone levels have gone through the roof, making me constantly horny. My girlfriend lives on another continent. The reason I'm working out so hard? To impress her when I see her next. FML
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UsEumYong 4

Ohhhh Shes in for a nice visit ;)

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kingedoftheworld 0

Mine is in AZ and I feel your pain bud, working out while shes not here isn't fun but wait til she gets back!

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aquaeyedsiren 0

I wish the same would happen to my boyfriend... :(

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Nissen 0

working out hard actually lowers your test levels

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noooodlez 2

same thing happened with my boyfriend when he started working out.

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xXBlitzkriegXx 5

I'd hand it to you, but it looks like you're handing it to yourself...Maybe that joke came too soon?

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ImTheAlpha 30

That happens with my boyfriend. It sucks, with him in England and me stuck in the lousy, lame-ass USA that can't even use its own language right.

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sammyjo06 14

There's no need to be rude. If you don't like it, then leave. I'm so tired of people thinking they can be nasty to Americans just because of all the stereotypes about us. All the time, foreigners walk in here with this attitude. I had one guy pretend like he was educating me about his country (Germany), and he thought I wouldn't know that they had cars and computers there just like we do...

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mikaylac7515 6

That sucks I hope you don't lose your faith in her

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WannaBAsian 0

you're a sweetheart, just continue, your doing great

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