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Today, I went to the gym for the first time in a while and realized that I can lift way more with my left hand than with my right even though I am right handed. I also realized that I jack off with my left hand. FML

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On 05/12/2009 at 7:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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That's pretty impressive really. Maybe you should switch it up from time to time, and then you'd be able to do serious lifting with both arms.

#4 - On 05/13/2009 at 6:37am by Nyxen

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hahah same. i lose arm wrestling when i use my right hand, but whenever i use my left, i own.

#2 - On 05/13/2009 at 6:35am by wollzilla

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