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Today, my girlfriend hated the idea of sex so much she was willing to give me money for a stripper. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34236) - you deserved it (5305)

On 01/03/2012 at 2:17am - intimacy - by Cpt Colin (man) - United States (Oregon)

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Wow. She's a keeper!

#1 - On 01/03/2012 at 5:43am by Garzoo

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Too cheap to spring for the prostitute?

#7 - On 01/03/2012 at 5:45am by kut19

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