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Today, I was having 'goodbye' sex with my boyfriend. Now for the next four months he's going to remember our last time as the one where I farted and couldn't stop laughing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15189) - you deserved it (27573)

On 12/31/2011 at 10:37am - intimacy - by atleese - United States (Massachusetts)

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Did you keep going?

#3 - On 12/31/2011 at 1:04pm by datoismyname

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At least you'll probably stay together?

#2 - On 12/31/2011 at 1:04pm by SomeBossOnHere

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