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Today, I grabbed some lotion to have a good old wank. However, I'd got it a bit wrong in my rush to spurt my man-mush into an old gym sock, and had picked up some concentrated bronzer. I now have neon-orange hands and genitals. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7694) - you deserved it (41000)

On 12/19/2011 at 9:29pm - intimacy - by Colton (man) - United States (Florida)

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You deserve this just for calling it your man-mush. Really?

#3 - On 12/20/2011 at 2:26am by abbytequiere

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New nick name - "The Thing"

#1 - On 12/20/2011 at 2:23am by bobbyfmaul

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