By Colton - 20/12/2011 02:29 - United States

Spicy
Today, I grabbed some lotion to have a good old wank. However, I'd got it a bit wrong in my rush to spurt my man-mush into an old gym sock, and had picked up some concentrated bronzer. I now have neon-orange hands and genitals. FML
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abbytequiere 9

You deserve this just for calling it your man-mush. Really?

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Shleebs 12

Buy a few lemons, cut them in half, (pray that you don't have any cuts on your man-parts) rub the affected area. Problem solved.

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Yodaevil 4

Only could imagine the surprise his girlfriend would get when she blows him! Bitter dick face!

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Snow_Daisy 7

Am I the only one who had to read this twice to understand what was being said?

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gchwood 2

Use steel wool to get it off. It works every time.

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lwilso41 5

Lemon juice and steel wool!

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Steve95401 49

Scrubbing your junk with steel wool really sounds painful.

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GLiseeyy 1

Snooki will defiantly want to "smush" with you.

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kingeorge101 0

Caught orange handed?

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