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Today, while pulling into my driveway, I slightly bumped into something. My wife. I'll be sleeping on the couch for a while. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19062) - you deserved it (15807)

On 12/10/2011 at 3:45am - intimacy - by godhatesme (man) - United States

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How did you not see her?

#1 - On 12/10/2011 at 9:58am by baconftw

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Some guys actually enjoy sleeping on the couch. It's kinda like camping.....

#6 - On 12/10/2011 at 10:03am by alexh15

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