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Today, I came home from working twelve hours straight. Feeling rather frisky, I attempted to seduce my wife upon arriving home. She said that sleep was better than sex and went directly to bed. It was only 6:30 PM. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58519) - you deserved it (6387)

On 05/11/2009 at 8:08am - intimacy - by BlueBallMcGee (man) - United States (Virginia)

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Rejected.

Maybe you should be better in bed?

Or maybe it was just one of those days for your wife?

Idk, lots of explanations, but unless you haven't gotten any for weeks this really isn't an FML.

#1 - On 05/11/2009 at 2:35pm by genius_man16

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So take a nap with her, cuddle and whatnot, then fuck when you wake up.

#14 - On 05/11/2009 at 2:57pm by mattmag

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