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Today, at the point of orgasm, my boyfriend screamed out, "Is this all there is?!" then rolled over and stared blankly at the ceiling without speaking for ages. This happens a lot. FML

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On 11/24/2011 at 8:57am - intimacy - by Jane (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

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Next time you guys are getting frisky, wait til he takes off his pants and scream "Is that all there is?"

#18 - On 11/24/2011 at 1:09pm by Iknoweverything

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Do it to him sometime

#2 - On 11/24/2011 at 1:00pm by starsfan_9

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