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Today, I have done enough trials to confirm that I puke after each time I have sex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34375) - you deserved it (2930)

On 11/13/2011 at 12:19am - intimacy - by unlucky - United States

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doesn't matter had sex

#1 - On 11/13/2011 at 6:13am by xstream

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How does one volunteer to participate in such trials?

#2 - On 11/13/2011 at 6:14am by dookiedoo

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