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Today, I went over to my friend's house. We were teasing each other, when she stood up and began to jokingly walk away. Trying to be cute, I tried to pull her onto my knee. I miscalculated and she ended up sitting right on my boner. FML

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On 10/28/2011 at 7:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

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"don't worry, it's just a pen"

#4 - On 10/28/2011 at 10:59pm by HeyImPayton

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Hahaha, that must've been awkward...

#1 - On 10/28/2011 at 10:57pm by morgan69

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