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Today, while lying in bed with my boyfriend after some steamy lovemaking, he sat up, slapped my ass with excruciating force, and screamed, "I AM THE THUNDER!" directly into my ear. It seems our senses of humor differ considerably. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29242) - you deserved it (5983)

On 10/14/2011 at 7:03pm - intimacy - by myasshurts - United States (Michigan)

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"get ready to feel the thunda!!!"

#2 - On 10/15/2011 at 12:06am by nolaneldridge

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Is he?

#1 - On 10/15/2011 at 12:05am by TheFakeFamilyGuy

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