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Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he likes me is because I let him watch porn without throwing a fuss. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31941) - you deserved it (6775)

On 10/13/2011 at 5:30pm - intimacy - by serenti - Sweden

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Maybe while he watches porn, you can find a new boyfriend.

#6 - On 10/13/2011 at 7:07pm by Googoo27

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Who doesn't watch porn?

What do you call a girl that swears that she doesn't masturbate?

A liar.

#10 - On 10/13/2011 at 7:09pm by every1luvsboners

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