Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home he was masturbating. FML
by Patricia / 10/01/2011 at 7:30pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
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Ouch, I would throw his food away and tell him to buy his own shit from now on!
#1 - On 10/02/2011 at 3:20am by tateh22
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You should've taken over and saved him some work. ;)
#7 - On 10/02/2011 at 3:23am by BeatlesObsessed
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