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Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home he was masturbating. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39430) - you deserved it (5075)

On 10/01/2011 at 7:30pm - intimacy - by Patricia - United States (Texas)

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Ouch, I would throw his food away and tell him to buy his own shit from now on!

#1 - On 10/02/2011 at 3:20am by tateh22

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You should've taken over and saved him some work. ;)

#7 - On 10/02/2011 at 3:23am by BeatlesObsessed

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