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Today, my boyfriend still couldn't work out where my clitoris is. It's RIGHT THERE, you idiot. I've pointed it out, but each time it's like he needs a compass and a map or something. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34573) - you deserved it (11532)

On 09/27/2011 at 11:56am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

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Try circling it with a sharpie?

#3 - On 09/27/2011 at 1:01pm by steve247

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Hmmm. How old are you guys I feel like that might play a big part in this.

#2 - On 09/27/2011 at 1:01pm by orgasm_blush

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