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Today, I realized just how much my bad sex life has started affecting me, when after not being able to climax from masturbating, I instinctively faked an orgasm. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33260) - you deserved it (8634)

On 09/20/2011 at 6:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

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That's sad :(

#1 - On 09/20/2011 at 12:01pm by hjbeachbum

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Why do you feel the need to fake an orgasm in any situation?
There are lots of guys out there who will listen to what needs to be done to satisfy you.
Good luck.

#4 - On 09/20/2011 at 12:07pm by RedPillSucks

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