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Today, the condoms I bought a few years ago as a celebration of dumping my girlfriend due to a lack of sex, have expired. Every last one of them. FML


I agree, your life sucks (14057) - you deserved it (46881)

On 09/04/2011 at 3:01am - intimacy - by Gurior (man) - Canada (Quebec)

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That's why you keep her until you find someone else. Anyway, YDI for breaking up with her because of not ENOUGH sex. Pig.

#1 - On 09/04/2011 at 1:04pm by chippa

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You broke up because you weren't having enough sex? That's pathetic dude. If that's all you care about go home and masturbate. Don't screw up someone else's life so you can enjoy a few minutes of pleasure you selfish pig.

#3 - On 09/04/2011 at 1:07pm by megapeyt

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