Today, I have been released from jail because my idiot friends decided to get me a surprise hooker for my birthday. Turns out "Candy" was actually an undercover cop. My friends ditched me. I was the only one arrested. FML

by BlootheBawss / 09/03/2011 at 12:48am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

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  • Was she hot?

    #1 - On 09/03/2011 at 5:57am by Blh7

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  • I'm sure you got what your friends paid for in jail when you "accidentally" dropped the soap.

    #5 - On 09/03/2011 at 6:01am by Aragno

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