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Today, my boyfriend wouldn't have sex with me because he doesn't want his mom "watching from heaven." FML


I agree, your life sucks (35917) - you deserved it (7690)

On 08/31/2011 at 2:24am - intimacy - by girlsx2mom - United States

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Would you want your mother to watch you have sex?

#3 - On 08/31/2011 at 5:55am by SunnyUserName123

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awww. I can see that, give him a while? I got that that with peeing when I was like nine. god could see! I grew out of it aha.

#6 - On 08/31/2011 at 6:00am by RawrNom

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