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Today, I was getting a bit intimate with my boyfriend. Just when things were getting interesting, my dog managed to get into my room. He jumped on the bed and my boyfriend spent the next 20 minutes playing with the dog, while I sat next to him, half naked. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31285) - you deserved it (4528)

On 08/25/2011 at 3:12am - intimacy - by Puppy Loverr - Australia (New South Wales)

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#2 - On 08/25/2011 at 12:59pm by TransitionCovert

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#1 - On 08/25/2011 at 12:59pm by savy7093

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