By RohnAbheek - 21/08/2011 17:36 - India

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend came over to stay the night. Before she arrived, I popped a viagra to spice things up. She then informed me that she was on her period and didn't feel comfortable doing it. I had a headache and a massive boner all night. FML
I agree, your life sucks 15 206
You deserved it 47 285

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Why take a Viagra? If you wanted sex, you should have let the boner come from your girlfriend, not a pill.

Comments

Looks like you'll be having a bonerific 24 hour ahead.

goebsy 8

"Spicing things up" with Viagra? Huh.

Well i still think that a boner, is better than a bloody boner after sex

xDefendPopPunkx 14

For an erection lasting longer than four hours, make sure to contact a doctor as it may be harmful to your health. Commercials are so convenient.

OP is going to turn out like the old guy from little fockers

kenjames 4

Anyone who doesn't know that rubbing one out solves the problem is retarded and deserves it.

adropofpeace 8

No no, we've been over this. "Spicing it up" is when you put spices in your bed.

SirObvious 1

The chick better clock in and suck this dick

lulututu 4

that's what my boyfriend calls it:p

XxHoPPoxX 8

sounds like you have S.B.S.......(sudden boner syndrome)

Well at least you were thinking ahead

"massive boner all night" You say this as though it's not normal.

Idiot nothings better than sex, period or no. They make water for that

hobbsicle805 0

161- she still won't have sex if she is bleeding down there dumbass

Well... You shouldn't assume you'll get lucky all the time....

reallytho3 11
imcutefml 0

I can dunno bout every1 else

-2 I completely agree 100%. You popping a pill does not automatically mean you are going to get some. Suck it up princess

Now really men.... I don't think if I had blood flowing out my happy hole, cramps, and bloating I'd be in the mood to please ye either

chickenwalrus 14

i dont see a problem here, its a perfect opportunity to try out anal :D

ChloeChan97 0

At least wait till AFTER you know you're going to get laid to hire the help. *shakes head* pathetic..

When the sea is red, go through the mud... Enuff said..

hurtandabused 7

It makes the craps better. N the ****** helps ur mood ;)

RuthieBug 4

i shouldnt be laughing but I am... sucks for you dude..

CatEyes66 0

At first glance I thought it said "I pooped a Viagra" I was like "WTF."

Alexunited1212 2

While I was reading the FML I skipped the third line, so I read "I popped a Viagra to spice up her period."

ImmortalRiot 1

I agree. Now they both have too much blood in their genitals.

"and then moses lifted his rod and split the red sea"

Zeek63 0

Op should make sure the erection didn't last over four hours or he should contact a doctor

Why take a Viagra? If you wanted sex, you should have let the boner come from your girlfriend, not a pill.

kaykay20 0

Seems pretty stupid to take it if you don't actually have a penis problem. Well if it lasts more then four hours go to a doctor ASAP.

GreenMaze 0

That when Mrs. Hand come in handy.jk

some people have problems making their penis work. its not as easy as "oh girl me hard now rawr"

saIty 17

You better go online and buy a pair of Rosie O'Donnell pants. ASAP.

Hurry, sing the national anthem while looking at a picture of your grandma!

saIty 17

Oh! Say can you see? My grandmas really gangsta. *changes beat* with her hat turned sideways, looking like a fool with her pants on the ground. That'll be one goat sir.

Xx_Dakota_xX 1

Don't old ppl use those anyways bc they can't get boners?? So OP basically can't get a boner and relies on a drug...thanks American for making us feel good...