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Today, my girlfriend came over to stay the night. Before she arrived, I popped a viagra to spice things up. She then informed me that she was on her period and didn't feel comfortable doing it. I had a headache and a massive boner all night. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9716) - you deserved it (36022)

On 08/21/2011 at 1:36pm - intimacy - by RohnAbheek - India (Maharashtra)

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Why take a Viagra? If you wanted sex, you should have let the boner come from your girlfriend, not a pill.

#8 - On 08/21/2011 at 7:45pm by thebeautybleeds

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Between a rock and a hard place, eh?

#1 - On 08/21/2011 at 7:39pm by Trainspotting

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