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Today, I learned the hard way that when a pierced, tattooed, and otherwise extremely stereotypical biker chick jokingly threatens to find you and beat you up if you don't call her back after a one-night stand, she's not actually joking. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13216) - you deserved it (43941)

On 08/20/2011 at 8:08pm - intimacy - by owmyhead (man) - United States (Texas)

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Something tells me that she was the one giving the orders in bed.

#7 - On 08/21/2011 at 3:21am by iAmScrubs

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Why didn't you just call her back?

#4 - On 08/21/2011 at 3:20am by jobo50123

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