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Today, I woke up to my roommate sniffing my underwear. He said he was checking if they were clean, so he could borrow them later. Which may have been reasonable, if I weren't still sleeping in them. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41294) - you deserved it (2855)

On 08/19/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by leftwardfoil (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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scratch and sniff. ;)

#3 - On 08/19/2011 at 6:08am by ang3lacupcak3

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at least he wasn't trying to taste the rainbow

#13 - On 08/19/2011 at 6:11am by narf887

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