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Today, I was watching an animal behavior movie. All of a sudden, it brings up two snails going at it. I got hard watching it. FML

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On 05/08/2009 at 4:51pm - intimacy - by stpdaziandude (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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Oh come on people.

Snails are sexy as HELL!

Especially since they're too slow to get away...

#10 - On 05/08/2009 at 5:28pm by Komatose

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i think i've seen that movie. i gotta admit, it was some pretty hot snail sex.

#9 - On 05/08/2009 at 5:28pm by ilikerainbows

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