Today, I was watching an animal behavior movie. All of a sudden, it brings up two snails going at it. I got hard watching it. FML
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On 05/08/2009 at 4:51pm - intimacy - by stpdaziandude (man) - United States (North Carolina)
ahahahahahahahahahhahahaaha Its not your fault man I get hard watching snails get dirty all the time!
#6 - On 05/08/2009 at 5:27pm by fyourlife11
That is the dumbest FML I've ever seen. Why would you even want to share that?
#7 - On 05/08/2009 at 5:27pm by CupidSparrow
You should keep some things to your self,Snail lover >>
#8 - On 05/08/2009 at 5:28pm by WellThatSuckz
i think i've seen that movie. i gotta admit, it was some pretty hot snail sex.
#9 - On 05/08/2009 at 5:28pm by ilikerainbows
Wow. It's not even anonymous. Please, learn the definition of TMI before you get hurt.
#11 - On 05/08/2009 at 5:29pm by nobodyno
well, at least you didn't get hard while it was two sea cucumbers doing the dirty. you wisely saved yourself for more complex invertabrates.
I'm trying to picture what it looks like when snails have sex... and I have nothing. Hm. Well, it must of been pretty good! lol ;)
Well, to each his own...some guys are gay, others like snails...I guess we should just be tolerant of you.
#20 - On 05/08/2009 at 5:37pm by dudeseriously
Dumbest FML ever. For real. Snails?! Seriously?! Gross. Gross gross gross.
I like centipedes better.
#21 - On 05/08/2009 at 5:37pm by greasy_broad
I don't think he was aroused by two snails having sex. I think it was the idea of sex that made him hard.
If it's the other way around, then yeah, I wonder if you'll just blow after two seconds of having sex with an actual girl.
#26 - On 05/08/2009 at 5:45pm by rxysurfbum07
This FMI might be referring to "Life in the Undergrowth", by David Attenborough.
That sequence definitely isn't arousing, but it is BEAUTIFUL! It's very hard to imagine what a spectacle it is without seeing it.
Still didn't get me hard, though.
#28 - On 05/08/2009 at 5:48pm by Raptormeat
roflmao I saw 2 turtles going at it at the Louisville zoo one time :P kids were goin wtf? lol gotta admit though, snails are pretty hawt though. I don't blame you!
you need a release dude :(, but ill be honest.. anything that suggests reproduction can do it for me now and then
if the OP is an insect then somethings wrong- if the OP is a human they might wanna consider what human porn does to you if thats what you get from an animal movie..
if the OP is an insect then somethings wrong- if the OP is a human they might wanna consider what human porn does to you if thats what you get from an animal movie..
Snails? Really?
Well at least this way you wont have to worry about being caught with having porn. A movie of snails will seem perfectly innocent at first glance...
#36 - On 05/08/2009 at 5:56pm by too_much_fun
I saw snails having sex before
It was the most disgusting thing I'd ever seen, if I was a guy experiencing my best sexual fantasy and the THOUGHT of snail sex came to my mind, I'd lose my boner for 10 years.
#39 - On 05/08/2009 at 5:59pm by TheRightEye
i recommend slug mating next time.
more nudity and action. especially banana slugs. mmmm.
#40 - On 05/08/2009 at 6:01pm by frankenschmitz
Ewwww. I've seen snails going at it, it's so sick.
What the hell is the matter with you, you need to get laid
you prob got hard cuz sub-consciously you were thinking about you and the person you like doing it
#43 - On 05/08/2009 at 6:06pm by dr_house_MD
#46: You fail at brainpower.
Everyone has their own tastes.
#51 - On 05/08/2009 at 6:12pm by PianoManGidley
maybe you imagined them as two penises rubbing on each other
#57 - On 05/08/2009 at 6:28pm by backyardbetty
I hope it's just the idea of you and another human, not the snails themselves, otherwise, ewwwww.
I think that the more "w"s I put on ew, the grosser it will be. :P
#60 - On 05/08/2009 at 6:33pm by SuperSpore
Anyone who says YDI is a woman or infant, and doesn't understand erections in the slightest. You should try and get a girlfriend, though. FYL.
WOW... Dude that's just not the kinda thing that u share...
Agreed... WORST FML EVER!!!! O.o
#62 - On 05/08/2009 at 6:44pm by Poasters82
Yep, people here have already said what I wanted to: wasn't the snails having sex, was just 'sex'. If it was two snails, then indeed, FYL.
Discovery Channel has some of the best porn ever! But snails not so much, if I saw two snails going at it I'd bring table salt to their orgy!
YDI
#69 - On 05/08/2009 at 7:05pm by blahblahblah12_3
Nothing hotter than a couple-a snails getting it on.
Nevermind SpikeTV, Discovery Channel's where it's at.
FYL.
#70 - On 05/08/2009 at 7:05pm by CaptainJellyBean
yum, snail porn...i wonder how they do it with those bulky shells.
bahahaha seriously, thats like a puddle waiting to happen
O_o
#72 - On 05/08/2009 at 7:10pm by whoababy55
Whatever, guys get hard for no reason all the time. Watching snails do it might just make you think of sex in general. This is a "Who cares?" entry.
And wtf do you mean "All of a sudden, it brings up two snails going at it"? Like they should've warned you about the graphic content?
#76 - On 05/08/2009 at 7:25pm by airandfingers
You know that when snails mate they're exchanging sperm with each other (because technically they're hermaphrodite), but I reckon that means they're having gay sex!
#78 - On 05/08/2009 at 7:35pm by numberfortytwo
LMFAO
i think i know wat movie ur talking about...
its a science video related to ecosystems..
just watched it last week XD
#81 - On 05/08/2009 at 7:42pm by life_is_life
Um... that's nice. I really don't care.
Who in their right minds ok'd this one?
#90 - On 05/08/2009 at 8:23pm by MoobyTheCow
He's saying... it's been so long since he's had sex, just the concept of sex brought about by a scene of two snails makes him hard...
This is normal...
It probably got him thinking of other times he's had sex, I doubt he was visualizing a giant snail that he could butt-fuck D:...
Although that might actually feel good, it would be really gross and weird :x...
you'd be surprised what some people get "woodys" at, it just "happens", dont worry, i got one screwing in a lightbulb (THAT WAS ONE HOT BULB HARHARHARHARHAR)
#96 - On 05/08/2009 at 9:09pm by Desertman123
That's the number one indicator that you need to get laid, soon.
#100 - On 05/08/2009 at 9:42pm by SoJustFriends
This is a really lame FML, though I've seen worse.
At least it's not, "Today, my mouth watered over a dog food commercial. FML"
Or "Today, my grandmother commented about some hockey player's 'package'. FML"
#101 - On 05/08/2009 at 9:46pm by butteredtoast
Cmon!! what's wrong with that!! snails are slow, so even if your horrible in bed!! they can't escape! P.S that was probably a NRB or NRE No Reason Boner, maybe it just came up that that moment.. and Also, how do snails, u know, do it?
ah omg, i havent laughed this hard in a longggg time.
lmao! hahahhah.
snails? seriously? ahahahhaha.
Wow! I'm pretty sure I go to school with this person. If they watched it for an Earth History & Resources lab at U of I, we wtched that same video! Btw, its actually extremely stange how snails do it....
Kill yourself before its too late. Sick moron btw heres a special sound:
you boarded the fail boat,
the fail boat was failing,
failing, failing,
the failboat failed
#109 - On 05/08/2009 at 10:37pm by xstaticdelta
This is almost as bad as the guy who got aroused when his hamster was running down his pants. Tough break bro.
Okay, I saw this when i was in elementary school. It took me a while to track it down, but it's from a very famous nature documentary from the 90s called Microcosmos, it's really cool videography of bugs and things, it took like 10 years to make or something.
Here is the youtube LINK TO THE SEX SCENE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BckqviVaWl0&feature=related
#120 - On 05/09/2009 at 12:27am by bigmooseextreme
wait sorry poster from the one above: this is the scene
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYR3qP07CTE
#121 - On 05/09/2009 at 12:30am by bigmooseextreme
#77 you beat me to it... that was the first thing that came to mind. XD
#122 - On 05/09/2009 at 12:53am by chibihotaru
I hope they dont turn Animal Planet into an adult channel for this. xD
Maybe it was the background/music that made it happen, not the uh... snails.
Who needs to deal with the viruses porn offers when you can just watch Animal Planet?
#133 - On 05/09/2009 at 3:03am by SavannahLeigh
LMFAOLMFAOLFMAO
LMFAOMFALO
THIS IS 100% THE BEST FML i'VE EVER READ.
I LOVE YOU.
OH MY GOD
LOL
ROFLROFLFORLFORLF
#145 - On 05/09/2009 at 10:47am by TheProdigyLol
wow this is an epic fail. really, you should keep these type of things to yourselves. generally people dont respond well to beastiality
Wow. You get hot and bothered watching what is basically two slimy feet going at it...
...try eharmony?
Someone's got a hentai fetish. Slimy, weird things rubbing against each other. Only thing missing is the tentacles.
#163 - On 05/09/2009 at 8:19pm by BlackWolfVII
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
DUDE HAVE U SEEN WHAT SNAILS LOOK LIKE GROSSS !
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LMFAO ULTIMATEEEEEE FAIL
#167 - On 05/09/2009 at 10:48pm by AshlenDoll
FOUND IT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYR3qP07CTE
#168 - On 05/09/2009 at 11:41pm by bigmooseextreme
Wait, #3, why exactly does the OP disgust you? Get the fuck over it. If he got a hard on, he got a hard on. It's not like he was killing anyone. I'm guessing you're still in middle school...
#169 - On 05/10/2009 at 12:31am by CurdledMilk
LOL LOL LOL.
im just speechless. wow haha, just bursting with laughter here LMAO
#171 - On 05/10/2009 at 3:58am by xxmsp91
LMAO! SNAILS?? Ive never seen snails do it HAHAHA is it really that hawt? lol
#181 - On 05/11/2009 at 10:07pm by chilipeppersrok
It's true then. The porn industry has bought everyone out, including Animal Planet.
#187 - On 05/12/2009 at 4:36pm by DarkMirror
I get hard looking at pretty much everything. Let me tell you, its not fun when your 12 inches long and your height is 5 feet 3 inches, every1 sees.
HAHAHAHAH thats awesome! XDD and i dnt blame u it sounds kinda kinky haha XD
#195 - On 05/15/2009 at 8:09pm by FmlFtwAndISFU
Fail. Oh dude I laughed really hard!!! Haha, but uh yea you should uh....try human porn. Or get out more and get yourself a girlfriend.
#197 - On 05/16/2009 at 6:40pm by rosalie_haostn
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH I FOUND THE VIDEO!!!!XD u got hard from it??lol
#201 - On 05/18/2009 at 9:57am by BubbleGum424
So i was the TV, this kid is watching some animal behavior thing on my monitor and gets a hard on from snails, i know am scarred for life FML
#202 - On 05/19/2009 at 9:38am by stronghammer
I think I remember this video from middle school...wasn't there a part with two hedgehogs going at it as well?
i now pronounce "stpdaziandude" and mr.snaily husband and wife.
bwahahaha :))
#210 - On 05/22/2009 at 10:31pm by greeneggsnsam
You frikken weirdo!
Dude I watched snail sex just to see
and it was the nastiest thing eva!
#212 - On 05/25/2009 at 8:03am by Emo_muffinz
I get hard thinking about how u got hard by watching snails making out. WTF man
#213 - On 05/26/2009 at 10:17am by DJ0ker
HAHAHAHAHAA FYL... dont worry dude its just the idea of sex.... i trully honest to god hope you dont think snails are sexy....uhg
Omg it'd look like one booger attacking another booger. How does that happen?
#222 - On 06/07/2009 at 9:35pm by mustlovemarvin
I actually can't blame you for this. I've seen that movie and it's the most beautiful sex between "animals" that I've ever seen. I actually respect you more for being turned on by it.
uhm, well they're wet-ish everywhere they go so.. yeah? x]
#224 - On 06/09/2009 at 8:25pm by c3ns0r3dn4m3
#10 (komatose) I just laughed so hard I spat coffee all over my laptop when I read your comment! Im suing for the price of my laptop and for pain and suffering for the burns in my nasal cavity! lmfao
#225 - On 06/14/2009 at 4:21pm by klb47
In 6th grade we had to watch hyenas doing the dirty. Remembering some of the guys faces, they were being kinda turned on too.
#234 - On 08/16/2009 at 4:29am by MiniatureMayhem
