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Today, my mom went to grab my sheets off my bed. I said that I would do it, to which she responded, "Calm down, it's not like I've never seen 'spludge' before." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23878) - you deserved it (5364)

On 08/17/2011 at 9:51pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

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is that the new name for penis juice now?

#3 - On 08/18/2011 at 2:42am by that1guyyy

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Nasty

#1 - On 08/18/2011 at 2:41am by BoredUnicorn

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