Today, at work in a liquor store, a man came in to demand a refund because after he "drank the whole bottle of Jack" he "couldn't get it up" for his wife. He thought that alcohol was supposed to be an aphrodisiac, and blamed me personally for his "whiskey dick". FML

by OyGeeze28 / 08/09/2011 at 2:24am / United States (New York) / Intimacy

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  • "Whiskey dick." Some images you just can't erase from your mind

    #1 - On 08/09/2011 at 10:01am by unluckiestperson

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  • Whisky dick is the only reason that most guys can last longer than 30 seconds. And when I say "most guys" I'm obviously speaking for myself.

    #3 - On 08/09/2011 at 10:04am by every1luvsboners

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