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Today, I discovered that if I work out, I can't get an erection, but if I don't work out, my penis functions fine. This wouldn't be such a problem if I wasn't a professional bodybuilder. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24445) - you deserved it (9196)

On 08/08/2011 at 8:03pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

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You're dicksfunctional

#12 - On 08/09/2011 at 3:10am by markrs

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Hey having sex is exercise too... The fun kind

#3 - On 08/09/2011 at 2:58am by DrDiamond

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