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Today, while walking in the city with my little sister, she let go of my hand. Not wanting to lose her, I quickly tried to grab it back. That resulted in me grabbing some 50 year old man's junk. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33190) - you deserved it (5683)

On 08/08/2011 at 3:20pm - intimacy - by Sharee K. - United States (New Jersey)

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Awkward. Was he smiling.?

#1 - On 08/08/2011 at 6:49pm by ZoZo17

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was he hard?

#2 - On 08/08/2011 at 6:50pm by IndyJustin

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