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Today, my mother and aunt got into an argument about who had gotten groped more times in public. I don't know what's more disturbing, that my own mother would brag about getting groped, or that she won the argument, at 34 times. FML


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On 08/05/2011 at 3:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

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So women do actually like it when I "accidentally" grab/slap their ass. Today is going to be a great day. I'm going out to have a grope-a-thon.

#6 - On 08/05/2011 at 10:21am by every1luvsboners

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That's pretty disturbing..

#1 - On 08/05/2011 at 10:14am by Bijaglo

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