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Today, my boyfriend and his family had invited me to go on a Tropical family trip with them. When we got to the airport, security stopped me and opened my carry-on bag. I'd forgotten about the no-liquids rule. They took out a bottle of Massage Oil, Lube, Vagasil and Nair. His whole family saw. FML

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On 03/01/2009 at 6:38pm - intimacy - by Kammy (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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How do you forget about the no liquids rule? Last time I was in an airport, they have a sign reminding you every twenty feet or so.

#1 - On 03/01/2009 at 9:35pm by RawrSpoon

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why would you put that stuff in your carry on?

#2 - On 03/01/2009 at 9:38pm by oneangredwarf

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