Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that after he gets off work, he can find me in his room wearing something sexy. He responded with, "Please don't touch anything." FML
by Elizabeth / 07/29/2011 at 3:56pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
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he has manners. what's the problem here?
#2 - On 07/29/2011 at 7:57pm by dwhite312
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you're gonna find panties under his pillow.
#8 - On 07/29/2011 at 8:01pm by SpicyDuck
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