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Today, as a joke, I hid under my parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tearing each other's clothes off. I had to keep my breath in time with my mom's panting and moaning as my dad brutally dominated her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29010) - you deserved it (86326)

On 07/14/2011 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by gir - United States (Tennessee)

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that's awkward

#1 - On 07/14/2011 at 7:23pm by drummerboy957six

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are you 6?

#6 - On 07/14/2011 at 7:26pm by KellyIsTheBest32

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