Today, my parents think that I don't realize all the sexual euphemisms in their conversations. One of the more recent ones being made by my dad at the dinner table: "This sausage is great, honey, but mine is bigger and tastier!" FML

by wittlegirl / 07/13/2011 at 2:16pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

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  • Give then the same courtesy.
    "You would have loved the sausage I had last night, Dad! It was so dark, some may consider it burnt. Just how I like it!"

    #4 - On 07/13/2011 at 6:13pm by Stewman029

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  • dude that's so gross hahaha

    #1 - On 07/13/2011 at 6:12pm by SexyBeast145

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