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Today, my parents think that I don't realize all the sexual euphemisms in their conversations. One of the more recent ones being made by my dad at the dinner table: "This sausage is great, honey, but mine is bigger and tastier!" FML


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On 07/13/2011 at 2:16pm - intimacy - by wittlegirl - United States (California)

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Give then the same courtesy.
"You would have loved the sausage I had last night, Dad! It was so dark, some may consider it burnt. Just how I like it!"

#4 - On 07/13/2011 at 6:13pm by Stewman029

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dude that's so gross hahaha

#1 - On 07/13/2011 at 6:12pm by SexyBeast145

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