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Today, my parents think that I don't realize all the sexual euphemisms in their conversations. One of the more recent ones being made by my dad at the dinner table: "This sausage is great, honey, but mine is bigger and tastier!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33887) - you deserved it (2533)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:16pm - intimacy - by wittlegirl - United States (California)

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