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Today, my family got together to read my grandpa's will. He gave all of his grandkids $400 each. Except me. It seems he thought I'd see the funny side in being bequeathed a blow-up sex doll. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30394) - you deserved it (4145)

On 07/08/2011 at 11:10am - intimacy - by Jack - United States (Illinois)

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LOL

You may think it sucks, but at least grandpa had a sense of humor. Sure it may seem like it sucks, but really, I think its hilarious. Let the negative votes reign supreme, as I know its coming. But unlike others, I like having a sense of humor and having fun in life, and wait till I die and see what I left for my kids when they read my will(which my wife thinks is hilarious)

#3 - On 07/08/2011 at 12:57pm by mike3775

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I would actually be happy that he gave you something personal.

#1 - On 07/08/2011 at 12:56pm by rhyleigh

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