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Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his friends about how great the sex was last night, and how he loves to "make a bitch bend over". We've been dating for 3 years, and haven't made love in several weeks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43352) - you deserved it (5991)

On 07/08/2011 at 2:12am - intimacy - by Username - United States

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If your dog is walking funny you might want to ask some questions.

#13 - On 07/08/2011 at 10:20am by every1luvsboners

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revenge. make sure he can hear you when your talking to someone about how "bad he is in bed" then turn around and break up with him

#4 - On 07/08/2011 at 10:14am by jasminea

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