Intimacy: Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his friends about how...

By Username - 08/07/2011 06:12 - United States

Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his friends about how great the sex was last night, and how he loves to "make a bitch bend over". We've been dating for 3 years, and haven't made love in several weeks. FML

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By bellaboop1990 - 14/07/2009 22:13 - United States

Today, my drunk boyfriend told me he thought of new positions for us to try in bed because it was getting boring. We haven't had sex yet. FML

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jasminea 0

Friday 8 July 2011 16:14

revenge. make sure he can hear you when your talking to someone about how "bad he is in bed" then turn around and break up with him

DudeBTM 8

Friday 8 July 2011 16:20

Maybe he just wants to show off to his friends and make them believe he still has a healthy sex life.

Comments

poppers1 1

Friday 8 July 2011 20:59

he shouldn't be calling you a bitch, I don't care if it's a "cool" slang word for a woman. It's disrespectful.

PiNeApPlEsUnDaY 0

Friday 8 July 2011 21:48

maybe you were asleep...:O

alex1432 9

Friday 8 July 2011 21:49

ooooooooooooooo.......

faeynt 0

Friday 8 July 2011 21:51

:( he probably made it up to impress his friends.

syk900 3

Friday 8 July 2011 22:02

maybe he was talking about another girl

karinaprism9 4

Saturday 9 July 2011 2:14

why you make an excellent point. (that would imply that he's cheating. )

Niikke 2

Friday 8 July 2011 22:17

If you haven't had sex for weeks maybe he felt the urge to go have some with someone else...Anyway he's still an ass..

Persephone1001 3

Friday 8 July 2011 22:19

I know it takes all sorts to make a world but if you ask me, if you don't think sex is a big deal, you've never had really good sex. Anyone who has wants to do it fairly regularly. That said, a dry spell is no excuse for cheating. If he's making stuff up, it could be because he's frustrated.

penelopecruise 2

Friday 8 July 2011 22:36

sounds like two very conflicting accounts of what happened. don't kid yourself, life is not a romance novel. "make love"? gag. no one makes love. especially not a guy who likes to "make a bitch bend over"