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Today, while on student exchange in Germany, I was making myself a cup of coffee. When I rummaged around in the fridge, my room-mates asked me what I was looking for. I said I wanted to put "samen" in my coffee. They laughed. Ah yes, "sahne" means "cream". "Samen" means "sperm". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23071) - you deserved it (9827) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/02/2011 at 5:50pm - intimacy - by Hum - Switzerland (Ticino)

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Well, I hope they put 'sahne' and not 'samen' in your coffee!

#2 - On 07/02/2011 at 6:45pm by KingGeorgeGal

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How funny would it be if one of them pulled down their pants, and started beating their ferret?

#8 - On 07/02/2011 at 6:46pm by saIty

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