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Today, my boyfriend said that to be extra careful he's been taking my birth control pills too. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60400) - you deserved it (7437)

On 06/27/2011 at 9:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

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well, you definitely don't want babies with that one.

#3 - On 06/27/2011 at 1:01pm by velvel

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Fail

#1 - On 06/27/2011 at 1:00pm by knights95

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