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Today, I sent my romantic interest a sexy text about a dream I had about a "sex gameshow." I sent it by replying to the last text sent. I'm now responsible for traumatizing my 12 year old niece who could only reply, "Like Jeopardy?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7522) - you deserved it (29390)

On 06/25/2011 at 12:32am - intimacy - by PandaMantis (woman) - United States (California)

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