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Today, while masturbating at the computer, I was interrupted by a flash of light out of the corner of my eye. As I turned to face it, I realized I forgot to close the blinds. Standing at the window in the appartment across the street were two girls, one had a camera and was snapping a second shot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11175) - you deserved it (45836)

On 05/05/2009 at 11:41pm - intimacy - by JoeyDizz (man) - United States (New York)

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