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Today, while masturbating at the computer, I was interrupted by a flash of light out of the corner of my eye. As I turned to face it, I realized I forgot to close the blinds. Standing at the window in the appartment across the street were two girls, one had a camera and was snapping a second shot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15072) - you deserved it (60768)

On 05/05/2009 at 11:41pm - intimacy - by JoeyDizz (man) - United States (New York)

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Idiots. Their shot is gonna be washed out by the reflection of the camera flash off the glass.
Open the window, tell them to get fucked, then close the blinds.

#1 - On 05/06/2009 at 6:05am by tempaccount

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shout across... come over and i will let u take some close-up shots

#6 - On 05/06/2009 at 6:21am by KenMcGormick

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