Intimacy: Today, while masturbating at the computer, I was interrupted...

By JoeyDizz - 06/05/2009 03:41 - United States

Today, while masturbating at the computer, I was interrupted by a flash of light out of the corner of my eye. As I turned to face it, I realized I forgot to close the blinds. Standing at the window in the appartment across the street were two girls, one had a camera and was snapping a second shot. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2009 01:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. Everything was going great until I noticed a small blinking light on my shelf. It turns out that it was a camera. My mom put it there to make sure I cleaned my room. She saw the whole thing. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, I was dressing in my apartment when I noticed I left the blinds open. Outside, a maintenance man was mowing the grass within eyeshot. I figured I'd leave the blinds open and give him a little peek of the goods. Later I found a note on my window saying, 'Next time, close the blinds'. FML

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By wtfisgoingon - 28/04/2013 10:30 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was in the middle of having a shower when I noticed a camera hidden in the corner of the room pointing directly towards the shower which I stood in butt-naked. I live by myself and have recently only moved in. FML

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By danggit3290 - 03/05/2009 17:17 - United States

Today, I was masturbating in the dark with the door open. I thought I saw a figure outside my door, because I didn't have my glasses on. After intensely staring at the dark figure for about a minute, thinking it was my imagination, my stepdad said, "you know, I am looking RIGHT at you," FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2012 19:31 - United States

Today, I was masturbating, and out of the corner of my eye I saw a figure. It was my neighbor staring at me through the window with a total look of disgust. I moved in this weekend and hadn't yet introduced myself to her. FML

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By fuck - 22/01/2020 14:00 - Canada - Airdrie

Today, I was masturbating in my bedroom, when suddenly, my mom opened the door and walked in with guests. I didn't react quick enough. FML

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Caught

By losingstreak - 31/01/2009 20:47 - United States

Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said, "You know, I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses." FML

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Caught in 4K

By Evil_Egbert - 12/02/2009 11:54 - Netherlands

Today, I found out that when I masturbate at night while watching internet porn I cast a huge shadow on the curtain and the entire street is able to see it. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2009 08:39 - United States

Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML

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By anonymous - 06/03/2010 06:10 - United States

Today, I was in my room, in my briefs and texting my girlfriend. Suddenly, I got a massive erection and I decided to take a picture to send her. As soon as my camera phone clicked, my mom walked in. You can see my mom in the picture screaming at me. FML

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tempaccount 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 12:05

Idiots. Their shot is gonna be washed out by the reflection of the camera flash off the glass. Open the window, tell them to get ******, then close the blinds.

biancagolden 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 12:16

lol, i thought your name was "joeyjizz"

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shoegal808 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 13:36

#10, why would they call the police!? masturbating isn't against the law!!

astarwarsfan 0

Monday 13 June 2011 16:17

It is on a plane

24788 6

Wednesday 6 May 2009 13:40

#11 I wasn't being serious. Anyways, just because it's your house doesn't mean you can expose yourself to the neighbors. He clearly wasn't trying to do it, but you still can find yourself in deep water. It would most likely be a warning for the first offense.

jtaylor991 6

Wednesday 6 June 2012 19:06

as long as im in my house i can be however i want, if they look and dont like it its not my problem, dont be a peeping tom you dick. ive seen the law work differently but this is my opinion

Mikeymikey 4

Wednesday 6 May 2009 13:57

funny thing is now you can go chat to them.. and see what they were up to and tell them as #6 said to come inside fot close up shots.. nt really a FML. unless u were doing while watching gay sex.. then thats a FML to the square!!

ammali 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 13:59

LOL, oooops. #20, chill out. I picked YDI only because I never do that kind of thing without taking precautions... lock the door, make sure there are no windows open...

carlidare 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 14:11

wow. this sounds alot like the guy who was caught jacking off next to the Nexopia office building in his car and the ppl recorded him for laughs cuz he left his sun roof of his car open so everyone saw what he was doing. and after finally having enough a staff member went down stairs out infront of the man's car and waved up at the camera and the other staff members for the man to see he was caught. funniest thing i have ever seen