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Today, I realized that my boyfriend will only have sex with me if I am on my stomach and not revealing my face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34970) - you deserved it (4784)

On 06/13/2011 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by sheyshey0413 - United States (Florida)

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What a nice boyfriend you've got there. You should find someone that appreciates you for more than just sex.

#1 - On 06/13/2011 at 5:09pm by jess6blondie9

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Your face is his cock block...?

#2 - On 06/13/2011 at 5:09pm by pablothepenguin

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