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Today, my co-worker finally gave me a check for the money he owes me. In the memo line, he wrote "for swallowing". Now I have to go cash it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34467) - you deserved it (6413)

On 06/09/2011 at 12:01pm - intimacy - by Patrick R - United States (Texas)

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You're a hero at the bank. Everyone knows that spitters are quitters.

#11 - On 06/09/2011 at 5:32pm by every1luvsboners

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Haha, your co-worker ha a saucy sense of humor.

#4 - On 06/09/2011 at 5:27pm by Babushka_Homyak

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