Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear "it's not gonna suck itself." FML

by Username / 06/07/2011 at 2:51am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

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  • I'm stealing that line from him.

    #2 - On 06/07/2011 at 5:56am by Fx13mz

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  • Time to point to his hand and say 'no, but you're gonna be shaking it yourself tonight.'

    #5 - On 06/07/2011 at 5:58am by ambowew

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