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Today, I flew home to Germany to see my wife before I'm deployed, only to find her in bed with another guy. She explained that she wants us to stay together, but she can't take a year without being intimate with someone. FML

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On 06/02/2011 at 1:39pm - intimacy - by jsalmons - Germany (Bayern)

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Pimp slap her for me will ya? People like her piss me off, buy a damn dildo and call it good if you can't handle your man being away for so long.

#2 - On 06/02/2011 at 8:00pm by rawr9able

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What a bitch. She didn't even make it for one day, let alone a year. Dump her ass.

#7 - On 06/02/2011 at 8:03pm by bluetiger105

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