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Today, I discovered that my boyfriend gets a nose bleed every time he orgasms. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40869) - you deserved it (4290)

On 05/24/2011 at 12:27am - intimacy - by nr1234 (woman) - United States (Florida)

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Hey, at least he doesn't have an orgasm every time he gets a bloody nose.

#8 - On 05/24/2011 at 6:10am by PsychoXtheXrapis

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You're dating Jiraiya?!
That's so perverted, shame on you!

#1 - On 05/24/2011 at 5:53am by ambowew

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