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Today, my 3-year-long dry spell was about to end. A lovely lady over for dinner, good food, wine and lots of laughs. Things heated up nicely in the bedroom when a playful wrestle made my bed shift, snapping two of its legs. The bed collapsed, totally ruining the mood. The dry spell continues. FML

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On 05/23/2011 at 6:54am - intimacy - by Badaboom (man) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

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that sucks. I've broken a bed. you just have to laugh and keep going which I'm sure was your intent but clearly not hers. keep up with that porn.

#1 - On 05/23/2011 at 1:07pm by kportal69

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Next time you go out on the pull:

"Hey there, little lady. I've been known to break a few beds".

#9 - On 05/23/2011 at 1:13pm by Miss_Michaela

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