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Today, I was driving back home with my mom when we saw two squirrels having sex in the road. I told her to just honk the horn. She said that I was being selfish, that sex is a beautiful thing, and that we should let them finish. We sat there for at least five minutes. FML

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On 05/21/2011 at 9:00pm - intimacy - by squirrels69ing (man) - United States (Illinois)

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some one is jealous that they arent getting any action... lol

#3 - On 05/22/2011 at 3:19am by jewknowit710

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you should have honked to save them from getting hit by another car and also to save you time.

#2 - On 05/22/2011 at 3:19am by aleclikestacos

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