Today, I was driving back home with my mom when we saw two squirrels having sex in the road. I told her to just honk the horn. She said that I was being selfish, that sex is a beautiful thing, and that we should let them finish. We sat there for at least five minutes. FML

by squirrels69ing / 05/21/2011 at 9:00pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy

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  • some one is jealous that they arent getting any action... lol

    #3 - On 05/22/2011 at 3:19am by jewknowit710

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  • you should have honked to save them from getting hit by another car and also to save you time.

    #2 - On 05/22/2011 at 3:19am by aleclikestacos

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